Hey, this is Guillermo Jones! I can't get to you right now, but if you leave a message here I'll get back to you as soon as I can! Response time varies. If you're a good friend, it'll be soon. If you're family, I'm obligated to treat this like a 911 response call (like the joke, hermanito?). Hableme antes de beep!

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